hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?
Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat. 
It wasn’t a hat. 
It wasn’t a cat. 
Draco did not like the feel of this pat. 
It was a strange pat and he did not like that. 

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Why do I feel like this needs a Dr. Suess rhyme to go with it?

Then the Dark Lord gave Draco a pat. 

It wasn’t a hat. 

It wasn’t a cat. 

Draco did not like the feel of this pat. 

It was a strange pat and he did not like that.